It's a Godamn Trap & Etc

thanedatassassinkrios:

So, tigerbun and zaeedmassani had a discussion about ME lyrics for “I’ll Make a Man Out of You” I decided to take a bit of their ideas and do the whole song. Yupp. It’s almost 6am, don’t judge. And I’m an awful singer. These lyrics are by no means set in stone, so if you have better ideas or whatever, yeah…

SHEPARD:

Let’s get down to business.

To defeat the Reapers.

Did they send me hanar?

When I asked for keepers?

You’re the saddest bunch I ever met.

But you can bet before we’re through

Mister I’ll make a Shepard out of you.

Tranquil as a Rachni

But a Krogan within.

Once you find your weapon

You are sure to win

You’re a big fat stupid jellyfish

And you haven’t got medigel

Somehow I’ll make a Shepard out of you.

MIRANDA:

I’m never gonna kill my dad.

GARRUS:

Say goodbye to that merc right there! (Scoped and Dropped!)

KAIDAN/ASHLEY:

Boy was I a fool for not stickin around.

SHEPARD:

Ha! I’ve got ‘em scared to death!

 

KASUMI:

Hope they don’t see right through me.

JAMES:

Now I really wish that I knew how to pilot!

SHEPARD/CHORUS:

BE A SHEPARD

You must be swift as a Drell vanguard

BE A SHEPARD

With all the force of a mighty Krogan

BE A SHEPARD

With all the strength of a Turian Soldier

Mysterious as a Quarian’s face!

SHEPARD:

Time is racing toward us

‘Till the Reapers arrive

Heed my every order

And you might survive!

You’re unsuited for the rage of war

So pack up, get drunk, you’re through!

How could I, make a Shepard

Out of you?!

 

SHEPARD/CHORUS:

BE A SHEPARD

You must be swift as a Drell vanguard

BE A SHEPARD

With all the force of a mighty Krogan

BE A SHEPARD

With all the strength of a Turian Soldier

Mysterious as a Quarian’s face! X2